B.U.M. INC.
BODIES UNLIMITED MAINTENANCE

"The best in personal maintenance!"
PROVIDING QUALITY CUSTOMER CARE AT AFFORDABLE PRICES....

Meet the team.... Elvis! Leroy! Jocko! Enriquo! Fast Eddie!

B.U.M. Inc. has been providing high quality personal hygenic maintenance for over 50 years.

Founded by Ludwig Von Funkmeister III back in 1948, our company has upheld his high standards of quality & service.

With our team of trained professional technicians, each with at least 5 years experience we aim to provide the best in personal hygenic maintenance, including:

  • COLONIC IRRREGATION
  • ALL TYPES OF BODY PIERCING
  • BACK HAIR TRIMMINGS
  • TOE JAM EXTRACTION
  • UNSIGHTLY NOSE HAIR, EYE BROW, EAR WAX, ACNE REMOVAL


Our Beloved Founder,
"LUDWIG VON FUNKMEISTER III"

CUSTOMER SATISFACTION!

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